I’ve saved this since March to post.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE
yall can wake me up now
this is the most overused joke. i hear it every goddamn year. and yet i laugh every single time wtf is wrong with me
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Gillian Anderson for Red Magazine.
Gillian Anderson covers Red magazine.
One of my faves, Ann Wilson of Heart at George Fest 9/28/2014
my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”